1. Some dude juggling plastic red bowling pins
2. Children in green shirts swarming the sidewalk, grabbing at my clothes with their jam covered hands
3. Four people and some guy with a megaphone calling themselves "Occupy KU". I feel like they missed the boat with that one. I'm also automatically inclined to dislike anyone with a megaphone.
4. An idiot trying to tie his shoe while riding a bike
5. One jillion (advanced mathematical term) blond girls wearing the EXACT SAME OUTFIT. They must coordinate these things. Should I dye my hair blond? Am I missing out on something amazing?
Yeah... so it's not the best list ever. But I skipped my nap time today. Don't judge me.